13 May, 2009

I Can Take It, I Can Dish It Out...

Above and beyond the usual cruelty I inflict upon your intelligence with my diatribes, I now inflict cruelty on your appetite. The specific type of cruelty depends on whether you've just eaten, or are at the moment, quite famished. I will periodically share with you some of the cooking I do. Although you wouldn't know it by looking at me... man does not live by popcorn and McDonalds alone!

Hmm, when you look at it all together like that, I suppose I shouldn't so wonder why my significant others grow larger as the relationship grows longer...

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